COMMENTARY

MARCH 21, 2019

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 

WE HAVE TWO ITEMS TO DISCUSS.

1. IF YOU NEED TO MAKEUP A MATCH, YOU HAVE UNTIL 4/1 TO DO SO.  THE GOAL IS NOT TO PUSH EVERYTHING BACK A WEEK, BUT WE MAY HAVE TO IF MAKEUP MATCHES ARE NOT COMPLETE.

2. PAY ME MONEY!!!!  YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.  I NEED LEAGUE THE REST OF THE LEAGUE FEES BEFORE 4/2.

MARCH 19, 2019

PAYOUTS ARE POSTED!!!! ANYTHING EAT-A-BULL WINS WILL BE SUBJECT TO A 10% ADMIN FEE.  GOOD LUCK!!!

MARCH 6, 2019

I CANNOT EXPRESS ENOUGH HOW HAPPY I HAVE BEEN LATELY AND I THINK IT DIRECTLY CORRELATES TO SEEING LESS OF DAVE LOEPKE.  AND ON TOP OF THAT, I WAKE UP THIS MORNING AND SEE THAT DAVEY BOY IS NO LONGER IN FIRST PLACE!!! WELL GOLLY! THIS IS A GREAT DAY.  EARLY REPORTS OF DAVE CRYING AFTER THE MATCH HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED.


WE ARE HALFWAY THROUGH AND WE HAVE SOME INTERESTING BATTLES TO WATCH.  FIRST AND SECOND PLACE IS DIVIDED BY ONE GAME.  THIRD AND FOURTH PLACE ARE TIED.  FIFTH AND SIXTH PLACE ARE TIED!!!! HOLY MOLY!


FEBRUARY 6, 2019

I WAS IMPRESSED WITH HOW QUICKLY YOU GUYS UNDERSTOOD USING THE BOARDS LAST NIGHT.   I DON'T WANT TO SAY I HAD ANY DOUBTS ABOUT YOUR COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE.  LET'S JUST SAY I HAD DOUBTS ABOUT YOUR INDIVIDUAL INTELLIGENCE.  I MEAN, YOU CAN'T BLAME ME.  AT LEAST TWICE A NIGHT SOMEONE AIMS AT THE WRONG OUTS AND THAT'S SIMPLE MATH.  THESE BOARDS ARE TOP OF THE LINE TECHNOLOGY.  CONGRATS, YOU GUYS.  YOU DID IT!

OVERALL, IT WAS A PRETTY EVEN NIGHT.  ALL MATCHES WERE EITHER 11-8 OR 10-9.  HOPEFULLY THIS CONTINUES AND MAKES THE POSITION ROUNDS INTERESTING.

YOU'LL NOTICE A NEW SCORE ON SOME OF THE REPORTS AND ON THE LEAGUE LEADERS PAGE CALLED SSPRE.  THIS IS A CALCULATION SIMILAR TO THE OLD MVP CALCULATION WE USED TO USE.  I WOULD TYPE IT HERE, BUT I ALREADY PRAISED YOU ON YOUR LEARNING ABILITIES AND DO NOT WANT TO RUIN IT BY CONFUSING YOU WITH MORE MATH.  MAYBE ANOTHER DAY.

LASTLY,  SOME OF YOU NOTICED THE WELCOME MESSAGE ON THE BOARDS WHEN THE MATCHES WERE STARTED.  PLEASE CONTINUE TO LOOK FOR THEM IN THE FUTURE.  NOW THAT I HAVE A NEW MEDIUM TO VOICE MY HATRED FOR DAVE, I PLAN ON USING IT.